my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
(Source: memespice, via thefuuuucomics)
there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night
(Source: strocka, via thefuuuucomics)