pleatedjeans:

via
  • Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..
  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds, via thefuuuucomics)

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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via michelechan)

commanderabutt:

american sex education

(Source: tykittaa, via michelechan)

nataliemgc:

awwww-cute:

Dog with a heart of gold

Awwwwww :(

nataliemgc:

awwww-cute:

Dog with a heart of gold

Awwwwww :(

(via via-tamms)