firemen:

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

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thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

(Source: tinylobelia, via thefuuuucomics)

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: memespice, via thefuuuucomics)

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(Source: strocka, via thefuuuucomics)

airikjeong:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…
A - Average
B - Below Average 
C - Can’t eat dinner
D - Don’t come home
F - Find a new family

airikjeong:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…

  • A - Average
  • B - Below Average 
  • C - Can’t eat dinner
  • D - Don’t come home
  • F - Find a new family

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condom:

damn

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

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